Chapter 4: Open House

“I dunno about this. I don’t really do parties,” said Tabby, grimacing as she straightened a stack of magazines in the waiting area on the eve of the open house event.

“It’s not a party, exactly,” Thomas placated her. “The Old Milk House Foundation said they’ll send over some cake and hot cocoa, maybe a few balloons. It will be fine.”

Tabby stopped and stared at him. “The what Foundation?” she echoed.

“The Old Milk House Foundation. Haven’t you heard of them?” Thomas looked at her disbelievingly, even though he had certainly never heard of them before their postcards started showing up at his apartment in New Pony. Exciting business opportunities for professionals like YOU! and so forth.

Tabby shook her head, looking extremely skeptical.

“They provide grants for new businesses in under-serviced areas,” Thomas elaborated.

“Yeah, see, I’m pretty sure that’s not a thing,” Tabby said, frowning.

“Well, this building and everything in it came from somewhere, whether you believe or not,” Thomas insisted, gesturing around. But he was slightly uneasy that the locals hadn’t heard of this organization. They had sounded nice over the phone.

“The Old Milk House Foundation… that’s a mouthful!” Tabby was still suspicious. “Maybe they go by their initials–T, O, M, H, F,” she worked out slowly. “Hey, that kind of spells your name.”

“Umm…” Thomas considered it for a moment. “Kind of…”

“Don’t you think that’s strange?” she pressed.

“I’m sure it’s merely coincidence,” he brushed it off.

“And who are these guys?” Tabby asked, pointing emphatically at a pair of cloaked humans coming up the sidewalk to the clinic door. One of them held a toolbox.

“Well, speak of the…” Thomas trailed off. The door opened.

“Hello, we’re with The Old Milk House Foundation,” said the spokesman of the pair, presenting himself respectfully before the ponies. “We’re here to do the finishing work on the grout.”

“Oh, of course. Go ahead.” Thomas waved them on. He went out of his way to act casual in front of Tabby as if this wasn’t all very sketchy, because it was.

Tabby stared, open-mouthed, as they went down the back hallway. “Why are you taking mysterious grant money from a cult? And more importantly, why are you letting them work on the grout?”

“They’re very hands-on, is all,” Thomas said blandly. “They’re not a cult.”

“Well, what else do you call random humans dressed like that?” Tabby demanded, looking irate.

“You can’t judge ponies–people–on appearance,” Thomas lectured.

“I think I can make an exception this time,” Tabby said, brow creased in consternation. “We’re going to end up sacrificed in some arcane ritual, mark my words.”

“You can keep your conspiracy theories to yourself,” Thomas admonished.

* * *

The following morning, Thomas heard a commotion outside and looked out the window of his apartment on the second floor of the clinic building. He was surprised to see a cavalcade of carts, wagons, and cloaked humans in a frantic scurry of activity.

The veterinarian made his way downstairs, where the reception area had been transformed with crepe paper, balloons, and flowers. Men and women were underfoot, tweaking the placement of items.

“Throw it wherever!” shouted the human in charge, a tall woman with blue hair. “I’m a military strategist, not an interior decorator. All I know is that we need plenty of balloons if we’re going to make a go of this!”

“Ms. Ravenwood?” Thomas asked tentatively, approaching her. He had only spoken to the Foundation representative on the phone, but she had a distinctive accent.

“That’s Cap–” She whipped around and cut herself off. “Oh–it’s you. Yes. Hello, good morning,” she said stiffly.

“It’s very, um, festive,” Thomas said, looking around at all the furbelows.

“Do you really think so?” The woman looked doubtful. “Throwing parties isn’t really in my training. But my superiors said it was up to me to make this a success, so… here we are.”

The door opened and high-pitched chatter was heard. Tabby and Strawberry had arrived.

“How lovely!” trilled Strawberry, gazing around in delight. “Thomas, you didn’t say it was going to be this fancy!”

“I heard there would be cake,” said Tabby, craning her neck to see all angles.

“Here you go, my lady,” said one of the cloaked humans, solicitously handing her a plate with a generous helping of what appeared to be a mound of frosting.

“Ooh!” said Tabby, accepting it. “Thanks.”

“There are no appointments today, so we can all focus on visitors,” Thomas reminded the mares. “Tabby, you should be at the door handing out leaflets. Strawberry can help when she’s not needed at the desk.”

Tabby made an indecipherable sound that boded ill for her cooperation. “Do you have any chocolate cake?” she asked the cloak.

“I will see to it,” he said with equanimity. He gestured, and an assistant guided Tabby to the cake table in back.

“That’s not necessary,” Thomas protested. “You don’t have to do everything she says.”

“A corner piece! Lots of roses!” Tabby was demanding of the cake table attendant.

“It’s no trouble,” the cloak said calmly.

“Even so, she’s taking advantage,” Thomas frowned.

“We are here to serve you.” His voice brooked no argument.

“I like the Foundation,” said Tabby, re-joining them while balancing an additional piece of cake.

“What happened to them being a creepy cult?” Thomas asked as an aside.

“They have cake!” Tabby said cheerily. “So, what will you be doing today?”

“I will be mingling,” Thomas said with an air of authority. “It’s a very important job.”

“Sure, whatever.” Tabby rolled her eyes and wandered off in Strawberry’s direction.

The ponies of Misty Hollow liked a good party, and there was a distinct lack of anything else happening in town on this cold January day, so the open house made no small stir in local society. The crowd grew as word spread that there was free cake and hot cocoa.

Strawberry was kept busy at the reception desk, answering phone calls and printing receipts for purchases from the retail area. Tabby was left to distribute informative leaflets, coupons, and business cards. Thomas mingled, making small talk and charming the townsponies.

* * *

An older mare who Tabby recognized from church approached her. “The doctor is so dreamy,” fawned Frilly Frocks. “Is he married?”

“No, of course not,” snapped Tabby, not sure why she was so emphatic when she really knew nothing about his personal life.

“A girlfriend, then? There must be a girlfriend,” Frilly determined, being none-too-subtle in eyeing the unicorn stallion up and down from across the room. “Even so, I would throw my hat in the ring if I was ten years younger.” She gave Tabby a conspiratorial nudge.

“Don’t be absurd,” said Tabby, her voice flat as she dumped another empty cake plate in a nearby trash can. Honestly, the way these starry-eyed romantics were acting, you would think there were no other stallions around for miles. But this one had town polish, she supposed, which was a novelty.

But now that the seed was planted, the thought bothered Tabby–DID Thomas have a girlfriend? He had never mentioned one. But he also hadn’t said he wasn’t attached. Maybe there was a mare back in New Pony. Maybe she’d be moving here. Maybe–well, it didn’t matter one way or the other. Tabby was merely curious and thinking idle thoughts, she told herself. It wasn’t the kind of personal information she would ordinarily ask out-right… but… customer service and all that.

Tabby approached Thomas. “Do you have a girlfriend?” she blurted out. “I’m asking for a client,” she quickly clarified, gesturing at Frilly Frocks across the room, who smiled and waved back.

Thomas looked at Tabby, bemused. “I’m glad you’re taking customer service so seriously,” he said with a smirk.

“I need to be able to answer these pressing questions that ponies have,” Tabby snapped. “So? Girlfriend or no?”

“No,” Thomas said at length, after appearing to study her closely.

“Fine,” Tabby said briskly, turning to take her leave. “I need more cake.”

“It’s for the visitors, you know,” Thomas called after her retreating form. She lifted a hoof in dismissal.

* * *

A mare, some shade of pink, approached Thomas. “Hi,” she said, extending her hoof. “I’m Dusty Rose, with Sunset, Daisy, and Brambleburr Law Office.” She must have seen some wariness in his expression, and she laughed melodically. “No, I’m not here on official business. Just checking out the open house. My office is across the street.”

They exchanged pleasantries, and Thomas answered some questions she had about cat behavior. “Maybe we can grab coffee sometime,” she suggested before taking her leave.

Dusty Rose was poised, professional, and sure of herself; Thomas had dated countless mares like her… and didn’t care to fall back into that cycle. “My schedule is very full,” he said, depressing her pretensions. “Since I’m the only doctor at the clinic,” he added to soften the blow.

“Of course,” Dusty Rose said coyly. “But you never know. I’ll be in touch.” With a final lingering look, she took herself off and quickly found another conversation to insert herself into.

Thomas had lost track of all the similar lures tossed his way that day; the attention was gratifying. His younger self would have been in over his head, but now he was prepared with noncommittal responses. Best to keep a clear head while adjusting to his new situation in life.

* * *

Tabby’s mind wandered as she absentmindedly greeted ponies at the door. The chocolate raspberry was good, she considered, but it might be time to switch it up with vanilla lemon when she went back for her next cake slice. She wasn’t entirely sure what she thought of fruit filling in cake. There was something sublime around the simple union of cake and buttercream frosting, without the addition of the jellylike substance…

A beige, rather nondescript, stallion started upon seeing her.

“Hey! Tabby!” he greeted her heartily. “Remember me? Pork Chop? We were in General Cooking 101 at Greener Pastures!”

“Oh… yes,” said Tabby distantly. He did look vaguely familiar, but she had tried to put that year of school at the local tech college out of her mind. It had been one of her more ill-advised ventures.

“You made the best deep fried potato skins!” Pork Chop enthused, standing a little too close for Tabby’s comfort. 

Tabby looked at him incredulously. “They were rotten and covered in dirt,” she said bluntly.

“Well, whatever you did, they were amazing!” He winked. “My offer of marriage still stands.”

“Uh, I’m good, thanks,” said Tabby. “The cake’s over there.” She waved a hoof in that direction, and turned her attention to the next pony entering the building.

Tabby never knew what to say in conversations like that. She had no head for flirting, and had learned to cope by avoiding it at all costs. Not that Pork Chop was even her type. And not that she even knew what her type was. It might be nice to be appreciated for more than her deep fried food of questionable quality, though. If Thomas thought half as much about her medical skills as Pork Chop thought of her cooking, well… she didn’t know what that would mean, but she thought she would like it.

As it was, Tabby hadn’t been fired yet, which was something. But Thomas was always critiquing her methods–the x-rays were over- or under-exposed, or she was too forthright with customers–and she wasn’t yet convinced that he didn’t regret choosing her for the job.

At least there was cake.

* * *

“You hired HER?” One of the mares who had been interviewed for the assistant position, fresh out of high school, seized Thomas’ foreleg. “She’s a trainwreck!”

“Oh… Trudy,” Thomas fished his memory for her name. “Hi. Well, Tabby’s experience may be unorthodox, but she… has a lot of raw potential,” he vaguely defended his choice. It was difficult to explain exactly what he saw in the quirky pink unicorn. She tried very hard, and there were some shortcomings stemming from her lack of experience in a clinic setting, but she never made the same mistake twice. Thomas could see that she had untapped depths, and he intended to help her learn.

“She makes these weird magic potions out in the woods,” Trudy said with a shudder. “Probably in a cauldron. I don’t trust her.”

“I think Tabby’s cool,” piped-up the colt at her side. “I heard she wrestles hodags! Does she have a boyfriend?” He looked at Thomas hopefully.

“Little bro, don’t be stupid,” Trudy admonished.

“You’re just jealous, Gertrude! She has a personality,” observed her brother.

“UGH! Why did you have to tag along with me!” Trudy grabbed his foreleg and dragged him away.

The siblings walked out of earshot, and Thomas made his way over to Tabby. “Do you have a boyfriend?” he asked with a wicked grin. “Asking for a client.” He gestured at the gangly youth.

“Oh my gosh.” Tabby threw up her hooves in exasperation. “Do you have any idea how many marriage proposals I’ve fielded already today?” There was a wild gleam in her eyes, and the pitch of her voice was increasing. Even with the short duration of their acquaintanceship, Thomas knew that these were not good signs. She was losing it.

“Why don’t you take a break?” Thomas suggested kindly, leading her to a chair and procuring a glass of water from the water cooler. He sat with her for a moment to make sure her sensibilities settled. He hadn’t really gotten an answer to his query, and he wasn’t going to pester her now, but it was nagging in the back of his head. He racked his brain trying to recall if she had said anything; but no, she had largely avoided mentioning her personal life. What would her type even be, he mused? Who would put up with her outbursts, meltdowns, mood swings?

But, Thomas thought, a little wistfully, as Tabby got back on her hooves and waved off his help, it was hard not to get caught up in those amethyst eyes…

* * *

“Strawberry, do you have a boyfriend?” Tabby asked, approaching her friend, who looked puzzled at the query. “Sorry, it’s just the question of the day,” she explained. “ I feel like I have to ask.”

“Strawberry! Sorry I’m late.” A blue stallion with seafoam green hair approached the desk and gave Strawberry a quick kiss.

“Well, speak of the devil,” said Tabby, rolling her eyes. It was that math teacher beau of Strawberry’s. Tabby still hadn’t taken to him since he had moved here in the fall, mainly because he occasionally pulled Strawberry away from ice cream gatherings and shopping expeditions, and that offended her.

“Can you take a break?” Vanguard asked Strawberry, regarding her warmly.

“Tabby, could you handle the desk for a little bit?” Strawberry asked sweetly. There was a lull in activity right then, and the prospect wasn’t too intimidating, so Tabby shooed them away. These two were so lovey-dovey, it was a little annoying.

Shortly after, a different blue stallion approached Tabby at the desk.

“Hey,” Touchdown said brusquely, leaning on the desk, “I thought the cake was free; why do I gotta look at all this advertising?”

“That IS the cost of free cake!” Tabby snapped impatiently. “Nothing is free! Don’t be a moron.” Their friendship dated back to grade school; and though their interests ran in different directions, their relationship could hold up under sharp reports like this.

“False advertising.” Touchdown shrugged. “Hey, did you see the Hodags game last night?”

“Touchdown, what are you doing here?” Tabby sighed. “I don’t talk sports, and you don’t have a pet.” She followed his gaze to where Vanguard and Strawberry were sitting down with their cake and hot cocoa. “Ahhh. Stalking.”

“He cut me out at the Snowflake Festival, you know,” Touchdown said, leaning in conspiratorially. “She didn’t enter the ice fishing contest with me.”

“Oh, and Strawberry, um… loves fishing,” Tabby fibbed. “Well, all I know is that she canceled our shopping plans next weekend on account of going to visit his parents.” Whatever his flaws, at least Touchdown had been less of a draw on Strawberry’s time.

“His parents?” Touchdown was incredulous. “How long have they been dating?” 

“Touchdown, I’m very busy. I have work to do,” Tabby said, writing down random numbers on a piece of paper.

“Well, thanks for the cake,” Touchdown said irreverently and meandered off. “Hey, professor; hey, Strawberry,” he was heard to remark laconically as he passed by the cozy couple.

Tabby shrugged. Vanguard was a sensitive topic and one that Tabby didn’t wish to elaborate on with Touchdown, of all ponies. He could fight his own battle.

* * *

A yellow stallion with a distinctive aqua cowboy hat strode over and gave Thomas a hearty hoofshake. “Howdy, pardner!” he drawled. “Name’s Beauregard. Welcome to town. I run the Salsa Shop on Main Street. Stop in some time for good food and good company. If you have any musical inclinations, we have open mic night on Saturdays!” 

“Oh, um… thanks,” said Thomas, processing the deluge of information. “I’ll keep that in mind.”

“You’re not from these parts, are you?” Beauregard continued without a sign of abatement. “Neither am I; my family moved up here from Leadbend when I was ten. Nice place, though. Folks are real friendly.”

“Yes, I have gotten that impression,” said Thomas.

“I have a tarantula. Is that a kind of critter you’ll see?” Beauregard queried.

“I have some experience with arthropods,” Thomas admitted. “Is it a rose hair or murelican?”

“Rose hair. The little fella is always getting into some sort of mischief.” Beauregard shook his head. “Like last month, there was the mosh pit incident.”

“What?” Thomas asked, frowning. The pets hereabouts, and their owners, got into the most improbable situations. He steeled himself for an explanation likely to be head-scratching.

“Yeah, at the Thick and Gritty concert,” Beauregard said, naming what Thomas thought was a country band. 

“That may not be the safest environment for a tarantula,” Thomas cautioned.

“Oh, but he’s their biggest fan,” Beauregard insisted. ”He got autographs from all the band members. Anyway, he was all right in the end. But nice to know there’s somewhere to take him if things go wrong…” Another stallion sidled up to them, and Beauregard’s tone cooled considerably. “Butch! What are you doing here?” he barked.

“Same as you, I reckon,” the newcomer, blue with white hair, retorted. “I heard there were free drinks. You got anything stronger than cocoa?” He shook Thomas’ hoof. “Hah hah, that’s okay, I’m kidding. Well, unless you do have something behind the counter–” He gave Thomas a knowing glance “–then I wouldn’t be adverse to imbibing.”

“Doc, this is a wily one; you’ll want to watch him,” Beauregard warned with a stern glance.

“Got a pet duck, you know,” Butch said with a sidelong look at Beauregard, “and I ‘spose that gives me about as much right as anyone to be here. Ducks don’t need any shots, do they?”

“Not usually,” Thomas said. “But you’re welcome to bring him in for an exam if you have any concerns.”

“Well then, I guess I’ll just be gettin’ some of that there cocoa now,” Butch said, tipping his hat before sauntering off. 

“I’m going to make sure he doesn’t spike the pot,” Beauregard excused himself.

* * *

Kyrene, reporter for the local interest section of the Misty Hollow Gazette, strode into the police station. She was a regular enough fixture there, and her presence didn’t cause any stir. Her work didn’t require much coordination with the police department, but she was always trying to up her game with coverage of higher-caliber happenings. Fortunately, she knew someone on the inside. 

No one paid Kyrene any heed as she sat on her sister’s desk, with the nameplate DETECTIVE GRACIE, and studied her hoofnail irreverently.

“Ky!” squealed a pale gray unicorn, dashing over to the desk and hugging the younger mare. 

“Hey, sis!” Kyrene said. “I’m heading over to the open house shindig at the new vet clinic. Wanna come? There’s cake.”

“Cake?” Gracie echoed. “All right! Hey, CC!” She whistled and waved someone over. It was her partner, Detective Candy Cane, who hated his name. “There’s something going on down at the new vet clinic,” she told him. “We’d better go check it out.”

“What’s the issue? Robbery? Loitering? Crowd control?” CC demanded.

“Better!” Gracie beamed. “Free cake!” 

“Free cake? Really?” CC’s interest was piqued, but then he remembered himself. “I mean–that’s not really a productive use of the force’s time,” he protested.

“Nonsense!” Chief Tawny was just then strolling by with a donut in hoof. “Go ahead, get your cake! They had chocolate with raspberry filling when I was there.”

“I love raspberry filling!” said Gracie, starry-eyed.

“I gotta get out of this town,” said CC, shaking his head as he fell in behind the two giggling mares.

* * *

“Thomas, the reporter from the Gazette is here!” Strawberry interrupted his conversation with–well, it was either a banker’s wife or the niece of the mayor. Thomas had lost track.

“Hi! I’m Kyrene,” said the slim aqua unicorn, shaking his hoof. “Misty Hollow Gazette. Do you have time for a few questions?” She flipped open a small notebook and held her pen poised to write.

“Sure, go ahead,” Thomas said agreeably.

“What’s the occupancy limit here?” asked a nearby white-and-red stallion, frowning. The gray mare at his side shushed him and pulled him away to the cake table.

“You’ve lived your whole life in New Pony,” Kyrene noted with little emotion. “What drew you to Misty Hollow?”

“I wanted to work somewhere truly in need of services, and this was identified as a viable market,” Thomas recited, having expected something along those lines.

“What, uh…” Kyrene’s attention seemed to wander, “…what made you decide to become a veterinarian?”

Thomas frowned slightly. She didn’t seem strongly invested in this conversation. “My mom was on staff at the neighborhood humane society, and I pretty much grew up there,” he forged ahead. “My sister and I spent as much of our free time there as we could. I always knew I wanted to be an animal doctor, just like those I saw in action saving lives every day.”

“That’s nice,” said Kyrene distantly. She looked at some notes on her pad, tilted her head side-to-side as if weighing a decision in her head, and then looked back up at Thomas with a more determined stare. “Your previous work was under Dr. Steuben Wexford in New Pony, is that correct?”

“Er… yes,” said Thomas, not pleased with the mention of his old boss.

“The same Dr. Wexford who is now facing multiple workplace harassment lawsuits,” Kyrene stated with relish. “Were you aware of his conduct?”

Thomas–now thoroughly perplexed–hadn’t prepared himself for that line of questioning. “At this point they are just allegations for the courts to decide, and I’ve been asked not to comment,” he said, feeling distinctly uncomfortable.

“Have you been called to testify?” Kyrene demanded.

“No,” Thomas said carefully. Not yet, anyway. “But maybe we could focus on my life in Misty Hollow for this interview,” he suggested.

What are you hiding?” Kyrene pinned him with a piercing gaze.

“These are terrible interview questions. Are you sure you’re a reporter?” Thomas asked skeptically. His father, a crime reporter, would have had more integrity; but Dietrich Fairfax had held high standards. Who knew how the kids were being trained these days?

“Is she making you uncomfortable?” The gray mare returned to Kyrene’s side. “My sister is very intense,” she said apologetically to Thomas. “Dial it back a notch, Ky,” she said with the superior air of an older sibling.

“Oh my gosh, Gracie! Don’t tell me how to do my job!” Kyrene huffed. Still, the admonishment seemed to have an effect on her. She sighed, closed her eyes, and took a deep breath. 

“Sorry about my sister. She gets like that,” said Gracie. “Hi, by the way. I’m Detective Gracie. How are you? This is such a nice open house! I love the glass block transom window,” she prattled on.

Smiling wanly, Thomas wasn’t sure if either sister was in a suitable career.

Kyrene pasted a smile on her face and turned back to Thomas. “Well, thank you for your time, Dr. Fairfax.” She flipped her notepad shut and made as if to leave.

“Oh. Are you sure that’s all you wanted to ask?” Thomas didn’t know if he should be relieved that she was leaving, or worried about the slant of her article.

Kyrene shrugged. “It’s enough. I just needed a little filler for my piece on the Wexford allegations.” Humming to herself, she dashed off.

“It was nice talking to you,” Thomas said, admittedly a bit insincerely, to her retreating form. The reporter was in so much of a hurry that she nearly stepped on the foot of one of the cloaked humans, a few of whom were hanging around to keep an eye on the refreshments.

The encounter had shaken Thomas more than he liked to admit, causing the uneasy feeling that he was on borrowed time. He didn’t know what effect it would have in this small town to have his past connection, and everything attached to that, made known.

* * *

The human who Kyrene had come so close to stepping on in her quick departure, soon found his way to Captain Ravenwood to report what he had overheard.

“Well, if that just doesn’t beat all,” the captain said impatiently, tapping her foot on the ground. “That article can’t be published. One way or another, it will be buried.”

* * *

“There’s two unicorns at that clinic,” CC complained to his partner as they walked down Main Street. “They have no magic license, but you can’t tell me that at least one of them isn’t using magic on the job.”

Gracie shrugged. “Tabby’s the only one with magic,” she said. “I didn’t sense any on the doctor.”

“Well, Tabby’s the one I don’t trust,” CC grumbled.

“What’s the big deal?” Gracie asked.

“It’s the law that we have sworn to uphold!” her partner reminded her.

“Well, no need to go looking for trouble, and we don’t have any evidence,” Gracie said in a patient, patronizing tone. “Anyway, we have plenty of real work to do. That little foal at the playground is really distressed about his lost teddy bear! We need to get on it!”

“This is the kind of action I joined the force for,” said CC. He could only hope and pray that his most recent transfer request to Hayton would be approved. This town had to be the most absurdly tame place in the world.

* * *

Back at the clinic, five o’ clock rolled around. The doors were locked, and the cloaked helpers efficiently picked up the decorations, collected garbage, and whisked away all signs that there had ever been an event.

“Good job today, you two,” Thomas said to his two employees. “But, be ready for another busy day tomorrow. We have a full roster of appointments.” He looked at Tabby slyly. “Do you want to take home the leftover cake, Tabby?” He pointed at the white bakery box, the only evidence left of the day’s celebration.

“I’m never eating cake again. I feel soooo sick,” Tabby groaned, leaning against the desk with her head resting on her forelegs.

“Poor Tabby,” said Strawberry sympathetically.

“I’m going to die,” Tabby mumbled.

“I told you that you were overindulging,” Thomas admonished.

“Vanguard’s here to take me to dinner, but we’ll walk you home first,” Strawberry said, patting Tabby’s hoof kindly.

“Go on, Strawberry. I’ll see that she makes it home,” Thomas offered, waving her off.

“Would you?” Strawberry shot her boss a grateful look as she went to the door to meet Vanguard. “Get some rest, Tabby.”

“I don’t need any help,” Tabby said faintly, lifting her head.

“No, of course not,” Thomas agreed, guiding her to the door. “But I promised Strawberry.”

* * *

“Kyrene, I’m not printing this!” Deadline, the newspaper editor, protested. “All I wanted was a fluff piece on the new veterinarian, not a scathing review of his former employer’s treatment of female employees!”

“The ponies have a right to know!” Kyrene stood on the opposite side of the desk, ready to put up a fight.

“Dr. Fairfax isn’t even involved in the allegations,” Deadline pointed out. 

“Not yet, anyway,” Kyrene grumbled.

“I’m sorry, but no. Absolutely not.” Deadline shook his head. “Give me a real interview appropriate for the local interest section.”

“Oh, you stallions always side with each other!” Kyrene snapped. 

“Don’t turn this into a gender relations issue,” Deadline said, wearily rubbing his brow. “Not again.”

“Well, isn’t it?” Kyrene demanded with a piercing glare. “I’m going to keep an eye on what develops. Mark my words, he is involved.” She stormed out of the office and slammed the door behind her.

Deadline sighed and sank back in his chair. 

Out of the shadows on the other side of the room stepped a human form. “That was very good,” came the woman’s voice. “Going forward, that’s all you have to do. Otherwise, dear, sweet Niobe…” She made an unmistakable slicing gesture across her throat.

“You can go to…” Deadline growled, but his statement was drowned out by the rustle of fabric. And then he was alone.